Christmas is coming
Christmas is coming
Its time for some fun!
The wine is flowing
You've no time for a run!!
The chocolates are open
We sure need a treat
Who cares if we don’t watch what we eat!!!
Enjoy yourself!
Eat, drink and be merry…
Pour an extra helping of sherry!
Another piece of turkey crown
And then there’s time for another lie down
You've worked hard all year
So let down your hair
You’ll be good after Christmas
For now you don’t care!
The New Year comes
You’re a stone overweight
Your head is pounding
You don't feel too great
Save yourself the post Christmas blues
And cut down on the festive booze!
Avoid the mince pies
Have some berries and fruit
Or you’ll end up like the man in the red suit!
Don’t make the work even harder for Gavin
Put a limit on all of the treats you’ll be havin’
May your Christmas be filled
With exaltation…
Avoid that horrible subluxation!!!
